(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

how am I supposed to get super high when I can’t smoke weed

I have just been informed by my stream chat that I look like the exorcist :D

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy