The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

Quinn and Conspiracy (of ravens)

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

I'M GOING ON A VACATION OF MY LIFE. I'M NOT GOING BACK.

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

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