i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Sam Parr

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

david 🧋

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Elon Musk

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

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