ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Mark

Ranboo had a dream that he got fired and woke up crying. Woke up to reality and realized it wasn’t a dream.

Ranbalt

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

Elon Musk

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

Tubbo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Tweet Hunter

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