Ranboo

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

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nope1game

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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