I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

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Wilbur Soot

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

TommyInnit

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

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