1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

Elon Musk

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Mark

I can’t believe I forgot to make a video today

I was about to go to sleep

ludwig

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

SungWon Cho

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

dream

The 18-year-old was among 19 people arrested in dawn raids on Thursday in the biggest crackdown yet on suspected militant networks.
The arrests came after a six-month investigation by the National Crime Agency (NCA) into suspected Islamist terrorism.
The 18-year-old, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was arrested at a property in Dewsbury, West Yorkshire, on Thursday.
He was taken to

Schlatt

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

Because George is funny and cute and awesome and Dream is terribly handsome

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