billzo

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

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Wilbur Soot

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

dream

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

Mark

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
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