i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Maggdalene

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

Tesla & SpaceX are proof that America can still do great things. Don’t stop believing.

Elon Musk

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

Mark

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

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