Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

polar

TommyInnit

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

i am so sexy and funny and weird and misunderstood and horny and sad and angry and cool and just generally awesome

genetically engineered online girl

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Tweet Hunter

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