I will kill spam, remove bots & trolls & give you a voice in social media

Elon Musk

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

George

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

TommyInnit

Ranboo is the only person I know who can do 1+1=5

Spade

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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