i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

George

l think the jay-z /beastie boys collab was

Bailey

i’m so mad at dnfalerts and skeppy right now

Anya

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

TommyInnit

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

When you die, if you get to choose between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, then eternal happiness is better than eternal nothingness.

Elon Musk

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

Tubbo

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Feeling a little depressed today, georgenotfound

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