i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

Wilbur Soot

Ivikiwi

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

trump literally just said our country is under attack and i'm gonna die laughing

hasanabi

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

vallery

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

A 5-year-old girl just asked me: “Why does Twitter have so many fake accounts?”

Elon Musk

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

Just a little reminder.

I am not here to please you. 

I am not here to make anyone happy. 

I am here for one thing. 

Me. 

And I will do what I want. 

Thank you.

Ranboo

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nope1game

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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