i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

Imaginary Internet Friend🚬🚬

dream

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

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Lenny Rachitsky

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

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