...i'm not saying we can never make another star wars movie but if we do, i'm dead...

Morgan 🏳️‍⚧️ (doom patrol enjoyer)

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

void emily () {}

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

Ranboo

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

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