im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

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im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

Maggdalene

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

okay, so this video is gonna be about george, and I wanna talk about george, because today is not George Day, it’s George Day, so I’m gonna talk about george today, okay

dream

Ranboo sickness update:
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