“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

david 🧋

I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...

Jack Butcher

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

Mark

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

Imaginary Internet Friend🚬🚬

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

George

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Ranboo

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

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