im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

Ranboo

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

Ranbalt

Halloween Stu 🐦

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

dream

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

PLEASE HELP ME I'M GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW :(

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