dream

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

my pc is dying and i’m LITERALLY IN BED HELP

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no