omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

Mark

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

dream

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

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