Elon Musk

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

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my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school