i’ve been writing in invisible ink this whole time

genetically engineered online girl

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

1984: “All animals are equal”
2019: “All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”

I am obsessed with the idea of being a flower

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account