Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

(in my most seductive voice) u: how was your day?

genetically engineered online girl

My new song :)

“I Don’t Know How to Dance”

Ranboo

george is still asleep, we’re having a sleepover!!!

dream

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

wint

i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc bc i hate that mcc

soph(antom) 👻🐷 | TOTK IN 200 DAYS!

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

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