I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

Elon Musk

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

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i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

HEY FOLKS I DONT KNOW IF IVE BEEN TALKING TO YOU OR IF YOUR JUST TALKING TO ME BUT IM TALKING TO EITHER ONE :D

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist