i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

Mr Steal Yo Signs

George

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

dude, i still don’t think it’s fair to say that the ps4 is a playstation 4; it’s just the ps4

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh RANBOO !!!!!

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

Hey thanks you guys for being here it means a lot to me

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

Never tweet anything you wouldn’t want the whole world to see.