OK, no, not that. That might hurt my feelings.

TommyInnit

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

Elon Musk

Ok so like I’m tired. Like really tired. My brain hurts. I can’t focus. I need to sleep.

Quinn and Conspiracy (of ravens)

We were lucky to survive.

Lucky, he said, is a sailor's word.

You choose your own words, I said.

And you, he added, have chosen well.

I won't forget, I said.

And I won't forget you, either, he said.

Wilbur Soot

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

just created 2 new nfts using CRISPR. one is the MewTwo of pitbulls and the other is the MewTwo of monkeys. now im going to test them both on nft apes

wint

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

Anarcho-Capitalism is not a political ideology. It is a description of the human animal.

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

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