Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

david 🧋

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Ranboo

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

1st anniv of me doing this job :D

Thank you guys so much for everything :D

2016: minecraft is life. 2017: minecraft is life. 2018: minecraft is life. 2019: minecraft is life. 2020: minecraft is life. 2021: minecraft is life. 2022: minecraft is life. 2023: minecraft is life. 2024: minecraft

TommyInnit

tfw, you wait 10 years for a 10 year reunion then realize 10 years isnt even enough

wint

lrt the Jojo characters have my dream job.

lrt the only school-related thing I like is school parties.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

dream

Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

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polar

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

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