11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

david 🧋

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

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Wilbur Soot

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

i hate when there's two clouds in one part of the sky and one cloud in another part of the sky and they don't match up at all

Bip 🦔

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

my mother just asked me if I was ok and I told her I was perfect

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

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