i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

wint

void emily () {}

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

Mark

i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire?”

“What if your house was on fire

Patrick McKenzie

Ranboo sickness update:
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Ranbalt

“I feel really offended when you make jokes about white guys because you just look like every white guy” - a white guy

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

Wilbur Soot

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

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