Tommy/Milo/Toby/Pidge/Bee

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

hasanabi

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

Okay, so when you subscribe, you get an email notification that there's a new video.

TommyInnit

Cybertruck’s bed is made of military-grade aluminum, with stainless steel for the roll bar. The prototype I saw had a white color scheme, but Tesla says the final production version will be more durable and have an “armor-like” finish

Elon Musk

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

well, technically this is my 500th video but I got deleted from YouTube so... whatever.

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

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