I just realized I am no longer a teenager

Ranbalt

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

omg just noticed my prozac prescription has expired

david 🧋

SungWon Cho

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

wint

hasanabi

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

No American should ever fear being shot while shopping at a hardware store, going to church, or going to the movies.

President Biden

When you design a Product, it's not just a visual thing.

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

omg ive been saying chelsea should sign zidane forever

Overlord

A $100 bill isn’t worth anything. You can frame it, but that’s about it.

Elon Musk

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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