i walked into a police station and they said do you work here? I said i do now

TommyInnit

This is me, and anyone who disagrees with me is a bot.

Elon Musk

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

Ranboo sickness update:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Ranbalt

#1 razor licking himejoshi NA

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

Twitter should be banned, because free speech is more important than making money

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

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