i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

Sapnap and me are best friends and we’re like brothers. we work together every single day, from recording, to editing, to planning, to social, to minecraft, to everything. we literally do everything together.

George and I were in fortnite and we both got 1 kill and 1 assist

dream

ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

i watched 2 videos about 1 hour ago where someone made a minecraft tutorial where they built a house, and then built another house, and then built a 3rd house, and then built another 3rd house, and then built a 4th house, and then said oh, i gotta go and walked off the screen

kelzo is probably a vampire

everyone, the moment you die, remember that this moment is exactly HOW IT SHOULD BE

SungWon Cho

just realized george is 22 years old today

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Ranboo

What I got from playing FFXV again.

-The combat system is great.
-The story is great.
-The world is great.
-The characters are great.
-The soundtrack is great.
-Everything else is garbage.

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