i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

hasanabi

i can’t believe the supreme court voted for 2 states to have the same right as the other 49. now they can force women to get abortions.

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

in 5 years time im going to be a millionaire

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tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

Cybertruck will be amphibious for short distances, able to travel between small islands

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

i wish i could drink 1 liter of 7up then 1 liter of coke then 1 liter of pepsi then 1 liter of sprite

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

I will pay no attention to what the media says about me, because propaganda is as evil as anything I’ve ever done

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.