The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

TommyInnit

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

Just walked by a guy with 10 different phones and 10 different headphones

Ryan Letourneau

i heard there's a queen elizabeth ii doll that you can buy at Target. thats kind of cool

pregabalin puuppy

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Ranboo

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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