just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

TommyInnit

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

billzo

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Elon Musk

A SHORT STORY SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT SHORT

Wilbur Soot

I love rx. He‘s basically the kawaii version of me.

じさ | steals Takeomi‘s 🚬 at night

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

Sam Parr

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

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