its like i cant even but with more profanity.

wint

casu 🫐 !☆○°^

I just got home and I already miss my boos.

Mark

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

President Biden

david 🧋

i hate how people say oh you're so smart or you're so creative when really i'm just good at looking things up on the internet and copying them

TommyInnit

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

billzo

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

Ranbalt

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

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