In 2 years, I’ll finally be a billionaire

Elon Musk

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

david 🧋

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

I am truly sorry and apologize to everyone I have let down and disappointed.

(In response to the tweet someone sent me regarding my injury)

Nothing like a 5 hour car drive with 3 other people you don’t know to bond over some intense Fortnite action 😂

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists