dream

So, this is what happens when you're running out of ideas for your SMP.

Kaz ♛

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i don’t understand why my professors assign 3 pages of reading for a lecture that’s supposed to be 45 minutes

david 🧋

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

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