i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

hasanabi

ive been reading shakespeare since i was 10 and ive never gotten bored

david 🧋

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

ive been playing minecraft for 7 years straight rn

fool s

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

1. Deleting all my videos
2. Making more
3. Making them better
4. Making them funnier
5. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier
6. Making them better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier, better, funnier

TommyInnit

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Tubbo

Welcome to Day 3 of 30 Days of Thankfulness. Today I am thankful for the blessing that my husband is.
My husband is an amazing man. He is loving, caring, intelligent, funny, kind, patient, supportive, and so much more. He is a wonderful father and an even better husband.
He is always willing to help me. He is my biggest fan and supporter. I love my husband so much.
1. He’s

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