The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

omg I’m getting a hair cut 😂😂😂

Quackity

i’ve been asleep for 20 hours. i’m pretty sure i have no brain function anymore.

hasanabi

the 6 best things about being a YouTuber:
1) making videos
2) talking with strangers
3) making videos
4) making videos
5) making videos
6) making videos

TommyInnit

finally got around to finishing the script, ready for testing

dream

i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

trump literally just said our country is under attack and i'm gonna die laughing

1. 5 y/o boy with no friends
2. 13 y/o girl with no friends
3. 17 y/o boy with no friends
4. 18 y/o girl with no friends
5. 21 y/o boy with no friends
6.

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

genetically engineered online girl

I’m just gonna say it, if the world ended right now I’d probably be fine. I’m such a nihilist

The Scarlet Pumpernickel

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

just found out that I pay $100k in taxes a year. Do you?

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1. how i became a millionaire
2. how i became a millionaire part 2
3. how i became a millionaire part 3
4. how i became a millionaire part 4
5. how i became a millionaire part 5
6. how i became a millionaire part 6
7. how i became

If Twitter gets sold, I will shut it down & move to Gab

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