my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

wint

no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

imagine if all the memes were real. they'd still be memes

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

The Twitter Rules apply to everyone, including me. I don’t always follow them myself, but that’s beside the point.

Elon Musk

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

dream

1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people 1.2 billion white people 1.2 billion black people

gale na

just realized i’ve been taking laxatives since high school

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

Jack Butcher

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

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