if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

dream

my 2nd channel is surpassing my first on trending

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord