just realised its been 3 months since i tweeted on this account

George

Dream has officially been elected as Brazil’s president

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

Ranboo

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

david 🧋

so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

(impersonating spock) the illogic of love is irrefutable

genetically engineered online girl

i’m gonna put 2 shows on mute while i finish this paper

ive been having the worst anxiety attacks all week

Mark

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

I started doing these drawings, and I really started to like them, he said. I was drawing them all the time, and I felt like, 'Wow, this is really what I want to do.' 

He later turned those doodles into Monsters University, a Pixar film that earned $1 billion at the box office.

I remember thinking, 'Wow, this is amazing,' he said. I was

Wilbur Soot

i bet 4chan doesnt have 4chans back. theyre like i didnt know 4chan was 4chan

wint

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

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