the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

Keffals

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

The emerging field of social media manipulation is too dangerous to be ignored. I will be dedicating more resources to this problem

Elon Musk

3 things in my life (that I'm super proud of):

1) 

2) 

3)

Shaan Puri

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

im gonna start a business selling Ketchup of Sadness

wint

hasanabi

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

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