i wonder if the cia will let me bring a kitten into the office

wint

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

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Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

I don’t know what to do anymore

I have thought long and hard and decided that I will die today

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

11:30pm and i’m already picking out my outfit for tomorrow

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

just found out my parents have been lying about being dead for 22 years. i still love you mom and dad.

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.