no. im not crying. im laughing. hard. its just so good.

david 🧋

I’M NOT ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT ... BUT I’M ALLOWED TO SAY WHATEVER I WANT

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

wint

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

i’ve been having these weird dreams for the past week about andrew tate

hasanabi

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

If Democrats had their way, they would...
1. Dismiss the trials, claiming they were rigged.
2. Start a civil rights movement against whites.
3. Require police to wear dashcams.
4. Call Republicans fascists.
5. Demand reparations.
6. Demand criminal

Ben Shapiro

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

My skin has tightened up so much I look like I’m 12

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

i wish i could just accost people on the street and be like “hey, you’re handsome”

1 MONTH AND 5 DAYS AGO WE WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVED THIS GAME.

Quackity

RIP to techno, sorry to his family, friends, and fans.

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