Mark

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

wint

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Whenever someone criticizes capitalism, I can’t help but think of this:

The 2020 Tesla Roadster will be the fastest production car ever made. With 0 to 60 mph in 1.9 sec, 620 mile range, and 10,000 lb of downforce via active suspension, it will be the first true 21st century car. Production begins in 2020, so order

Elon Musk

obama's 2008 acceptance speech was the 1st time i cried watching a president speak.

hasanabi

Building Beautiful things is a Passion not a Career.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

Now this just in, the 2 year old's birthday party was a success, they ate 16 salmon salad sandwiches, ate 12 pieces of cake, and drank 2 pitchers of juice

Ryan Letourneau

how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

I can't stand the harry potter characters

SP(ook)Y

i havent been getting laid in over a year. im not angry. im just disappointed.

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