After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

Ranboo

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

aimsey

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

Sometimes, you just have to be really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Lenny Rachitsky

dream

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

Sam Parr

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

I don't like you. I don't like you. I don't like you

Shaan Puri

Went to a weed shop for the first time in my life and couldn’t believe how much weed costs.

I feel old.

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

prezoh

You are allowed to piss on anyone you want now.

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