1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

Wilbur Soot

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

wint

Tubbo

We're here to build products, not portfolios.

Ashish ✦ ashuxi.eth

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

5 years in. 5 more years to go. Let’s see what happens.

Mark

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

david 🧋

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

Elon Musk

guys im gonna try something. im gonna open this boi with a quote from the bible. im not gonna say who said it, im not gonna say

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