(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

wint

I’m proud to say I’m queer and asexual, and thats not up for debate !

Sniff’s Alt

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

i may be an 8 but im a 8 thats pretty hot

just realized the 2 highest grossing movies of all time are ice age and ice age 2

My entire life is about science & tech. I will be the greatest science president, ever. And I will be the best president, ever.

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

ive met a dude who hasnt said bro once. im impressed. hes very woke

That's why today, I signed into law the Women’s Equality Act.

good afternoon everyone, this is your last chance...