Mark

A crazy day, got super drunk, drank some bad beer, had an epic tongue twister, lost my voice, got a cold, drank some bad whiskey, lost my voice, got a fever, drank some bad bourbon, lost my voice, had an epic tongue twister, got my arm cut off, drank some bad beer, lost my voice, got my throat cut open, drank some

vinny

Ranbalt

I just realized

“When i die I’ll be the 4th person in my family to die from a heart attack”

It’s upsetting to think about but it’s true :(

Ranboo

Today Hillary won more votes than Donald Trump did in 2016.

i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

ive been on the antidepressant good vibes for like 3 months now and i dont even know if it works. my psychiatrist is a total hack

i feel like i should feel guilty for doing this but i definitely dont

henry/myriad: mind funeral

Just finished reading a biography of Henry David Thoreau and realized that Thoreau was America's first hippie

Glass Bead Gamer

1. You have never lived until you've slept on a park bench.
2. A walk in the woods makes a man feel healthier and happier.
3. A walk in the woods makes 2 men feel healthier and happier.
4. A walk in the woods makes 3 men feel healthier and happier.
5. A walk in the woods makes 4

i’ve been playing minecraft for 20 years, and i’m still in awe of how the game keeps getting better

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