im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

i think i'm going to just go ahead and say that william shakespeare was racist

pregabalin puuppy

The real reason I wanted to post this is that I want to say im sorry to the 2 individuals who were hurt as a result of my comments, and to my friends who are LGBTQ+. I respect all of your identities and your humanity. I hope that people reading this know that I never intended to offend anyone. I understand my comments hurt people, and that is not something that I take lightly. I also want to say that I will continue to be an ally.

Ranboo

omg i love it when the cheese in the cheezits gets hard

david 🧋

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

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Wilbur Soot

Bip 🦔

i just have one of those faces that men want to explain stuff to

genetically engineered online girl

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

TommyInnit

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

I talked myself out of getting bees. But i kept reading about the bee apocalypse and that keeps me up at night

gale na

omg queen elizabeth i still remember the day you were born

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