i dont get why u dont just buy urself a 9/11 santa suit and wear it on 9/11

wint

tfw u sent ur mom ur ig password but she didn’t change her password so u still get a 404 whenever u try to log in

dream

“My parents wanted me to be a doctor or a lawyer so I studied science...” - that doctor is gonna be dead in 5 years

mesh509

2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community 2:50 - I don't care about the nft community 2:49 - I don't care about the nft community

nope1game

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

After years of praying to god I finally have my answer.

Thank you lord

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

youve probably heard internet trolls are the new terrorists well guess what im internet terrorists

what if instead of banning all guns, we banned all BULLETS??

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

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