so tbh, i’ve never hated anyone as much as i do taylor swift.

david 🧋

george said... “I want you guys to send me a video of me saying I love you”

dream

We will protect religious freedom and a woman’s right to choose.

President Biden

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Ranboo thought of the day:
Why does every movie about serial killers have to be rated R? Like it’s fine to have some violence but why does it have to be specifically violent or sexual content?

Ranbalt

i just saw a post on facebook about someone having a heart attack and someone saying i hope they die

ayatollah rock n rolla

Ranboo thought of the day:
Do people ever stop to think that when they say they are “uncomfortable” with homosexuality that they are saying they are uncomfortable with them being happy?

the FBI just kicked my door in looking for the 2 fugitives, 2 fugitives?!?

tehlamb

A girl asked “why are you so short?”

I said “because I am”

She said “well why do you keep hitting me in the head”

I said “because you’re taller than me”

She said “but I’m a girl”

I said “what difference does that make”

She said “I’m going to report you”

I said “well go ahead”

Ranboo

Left my keys in an Uber. I guess this makes me a Dumbass

2020 is going to be the year of the 2020 vision 🇺🇸

void emily () {}

I want to apologize to that girl that stole my picture and posted it on her Instagram.

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin are such good friends. Such good buddies. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re like two peas in a pod. They’re not peas. They’re peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas. Peas

Vaush 🇺🇸 🇧🇫

the i dont care vibe is dirtier than the i dont care look

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