i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

𝓂𝓈. 𝓅𝒶𝓉𝒽

if im not dead in 10 years ill conquer the world, make deals with russia, and become the 2nd coming of jesus

wint

i once saw a 5 year old get made fun of for saying hes a wizard

Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me? Why me?

@levelsio

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

Trans people in Japan are discriminated against.

HIDEKI NYAGANUMA 🇺🇦 CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS

thinking 2019 will be the year i quit this stupid job

James

TommyInnit

the best way not to get fired is to never work

andrewchen

Bip 🦔

Okay so I finally did locktober and it was fun :)
But damn I like this one.

I have a ton of them.

Little Hammy

Last September I came out as gay and ever since then my life has been amazing. I have met tons of new people and I have become a better me. However, I started to realize that recently I was changing. I was becoming someone I hate. Someone who doesn’t care about other people and only cares about himself. Someone who puts himself before his friends. And that’s the kind of person I don’t want to be. So, while I am still gay, I am going back to the closet.

Ranboo

im getting so tired of jordan peterson that im gonna start calling him jordan jenkins

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

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