im not lying when i say i own a $50000,000,000 hedge fund that mines asteroids for gold. i simply havent told anyone yet

wint

My room mate is addicted to heroin.

Literally.. hes addicted.

I don't know what to do

Ranboo

(i’m not an autist but i’m not not an autist) i...i’m just imagining a man

genetically engineered online girl

So, I have 3 things to say to the youtube community.

Bip 🦔

Today I am announcing my retirement from gaming. I've been a gamer my whole life and always dreamed that one day I could make a living doing what I love. However, recently I've realized that I cannot compete with some of the bigger guys out there.

BREAKING: senator joe biden has tested positive for covid

transgender marx

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

Lilael 🦋

its like i cant even but with more profanity.

Wilbur Soot

i can’t stop thinking about elliott smith

gülce

(looking at picture of daughter next to stack of cash) nice. shes getting so big *looks at daughter again* whats she doing?

Oh jesus, I'm too mentally tired for this.

silly billy

Yesterday I went to Google HQ with a fake bomb threat and a bunch of cops showed up. (I got escorted out). They told me that Google has a zero-tolerance policy regarding bomb threats, and that if I make another bomb threat in the next six months I will permanently be banned from Google.

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