how am i supposed to know i’m not eating a cockroach if no one tells me

david 🧋

I am an angry man. I will destroy everything in my world. For I am the Punisher.

pobnellion

HAPPY SAINT PATRICK'S DAY! 

I'M A BIG FAN OF SAINT PATRICK'S DAY, I'M ALSO A BIG FAN OF GREEN THINGS, WHO WOULDN'T BE? :D

i have serious doubts about the existence of god because every time I see him or hear his voice he sounds like someone's uncle

its ok every one. im not mad. its just that i broke both of my knees and couldnt get to my 9mm

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im trying to think of a way to create another 3 letter word. got nothing.

ive been lying in bed all day thinking about how i hate math

I can't stand the harry potter characters

I am being hunted by a 15 year old.

I am scared.

i bet if youre a democrat, youve never loved someone more than you love the government.

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no