im in jail for stapling a bunch of money together. i wish i had the bail money

wint

i lied to myself for so long that i was normal and that i had something to offer the world

david 🧋

The claw machine gave me a unicorn today, and my unicorn was unhappy about it.

So I took it back.

Ranboo

When was the last time you felt really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really

Sam Parr

A river is flowing ....
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...
A river is flowing ...

Wilbur Soot

Just been banned from the Apple Store for filming a 5 minute video on how to take apart a Macbook Pro

TommyInnit

Maggdalene

my 2 year old is watching me play minecraft and im like ok, Im going to kill this dragon and he goes no daddy, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

i died 2 years ago & im still here, i remeber everything (except for 9/11)

Cass 🏳️‍⚧️

I’m gonna be on Venus, and Venus is gonna be on Venus.

Jerma

Just sold my soul to satan for 1 million dollars

do u guys think its weird that i have 3 different accounts on twitter?

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